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Old Sep 19, 2006, 09:02 AM // 09:02   #4761
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about 23½ hours.


Will you ever try Irn Bru?
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Old Sep 19, 2006, 10:10 AM // 10:10   #4762
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never!

why am i such a freak?
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Old Sep 19, 2006, 10:32 AM // 10:32   #4763
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because you haven't tried Irn Bru yet.


Where's the wammo?

LOOK! Over there!
*Points at Aquila*
A WAMMO! A WAMMO!

Whoops, I answered my own question. My bad!

I'll ask another.

Where's the wammo been all this time?
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Old Sep 19, 2006, 10:38 AM // 10:38   #4764
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burning a witch.

how did he know she was a witch?
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Old Sep 19, 2006, 10:42 AM // 10:42   #4765
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because she was holding a ceremonial cauldron. Now most of the time these people are just your common-or-garden Ritualists...but wammos come with a special feature called Mending:

While you maintain this "Enchantment", target ally gains Health regeneration of +1...3 and all witches in the area appear with a purple aura.

Why is Mending such an amazing skill?
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Old Sep 19, 2006, 10:44 AM // 10:44   #4766
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Because when your suffereing from degeneration is triggers natural health regen etc, oops that was a stupid answer... its ebcause wammos use it thats why its amazing!

why did the wammo cross the road?
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Old Sep 19, 2006, 10:45 AM // 10:45   #4767
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cause he was stuck to the chicken.

why is the wammo such a pervert?
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Old Sep 19, 2006, 10:46 AM // 10:46   #4768
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no, bacon, because he was following the chicken. Unfortunately he didn't look when he crossed the road, he just assumed because the chicken did it was safe and he got hit by a moving car. Thank goodness for mending. Unfortunately the woman in the car was a witch and got burnt by the wammo and his FDS!


Wammos just can't help being perverts, they were born that way


How do wammos mate?
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the wamm mobile located in their secret hidout which seems to be near my turnip patch

why do wammos smell like beef?
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Old Sep 19, 2006, 10:50 AM // 10:50   #4770
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cause they stink like cows.

why don't wammos shower regularly?
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Old Sep 19, 2006, 10:51 AM // 10:51   #4771
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they don't own a shower


Should Shing Jea install a special communal wammo showering facility round the back of the north rockface?
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Old Sep 19, 2006, 10:53 AM // 10:53   #4772
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hell no, we don't want to encourage them to congregate there!
(unless it's for a special mass "cleansing")

when is the circus next recruiting for wammos?
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not sure but i hear that top guild recruit them for target practice

where have the wammos gone? :'(
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Old Sep 19, 2006, 10:55 AM // 10:55   #4774
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back to the turnip patch


How do wammos mate?
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Old Sep 19, 2006, 10:57 AM // 10:57   #4775
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rather uncomfortably.

why do they even bother at all?
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Old Sep 19, 2006, 11:22 AM // 11:22   #4776
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because otherwise wammos would die out!


Would the world b e a worse place if all wammos died out?
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Old Sep 19, 2006, 11:32 AM // 11:32   #4777
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not too sure.

shall we cleanse the world of wammos and find out?
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Old Sep 19, 2006, 11:49 AM // 11:49   #4778
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NO! Think of the poor wammos! Think of the fear in their eyes as you raise your chaos axe to cut off their poor, delicate heads!


Would you really want to wipe out all wammos?
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alright, we'll leave a couple of em so that we don't need to wash the dishes and do the cleaning ourselves.

when will i find what i'm searching for?
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Old Sep 19, 2006, 12:38 PM // 12:38   #4780
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Probably never.

what are you searching for?
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